My brain currently resembles a browser window with approximately 72 tabs open, all playing different genres of music at full volume. There's the catchy jingle from that one commercial I can't shake, a snippet of a podcast I started three weeks ago and haven't finished, the lyrics to a song I haven't heard in years but suddenly remember every word to, and the incessant buzzing of my to-do list, which is somehow also a musical genre in this chaotic symphony of thoughts. Trying to focus on one single task is like trying to conduct an orchestra of squirrels – they're all running around doing their own thing, completely ignoring my frantic waving. I'll be halfway through writing an email when my brain suddenly switches to a vivid memory of that embarrassing thing I said in third grade, complete with sound effects. Then, just as I'm cringing at that memory, a new tab opens with a burning question: "Did dinosaurs have feathers?" And before I can even begin to ponder that, the entire browser crashes, leaving me staring blankly into the void, wondering if maybe a hard reboot is in order. This is my daily struggle. My brain is a noisy, cluttered, and constantly distracting place, but hey, at least it's never boring. Anyone know how to close all tabs without losing all my unsaved work…or my sanity? Asking for a friend. (It's me. I'm the friend.) Maybe I should try meditation...or maybe just a really, really strong cup of tea. Or perhaps a vacation to a deserted island with no internet access. Yeah, that sounds good.